I haven't been on tumblr in forever
Sooo yeah, I have an askbox for a reason. <3
Everything is in my head, every time I try to think logically Tv static and fucking odd transitions fly through my head. Sometimes when I read words I read colours instead, as if words never existed. Sometimes I just think of how many ways I could get killed in my standing position. Sometimes I think that what I just heard didn’t exist until my mind thought it up. Who are you?
I like my women like I like my coffee.
WORTH WHAT I PAYED FOR.
And that is the day the wooblies spontaniously...
Write 30 Interesting Facts About Myself.
This will take forever and a day. Half my vocabulary is meme. I have a rake, even when you don’t see it. I’ve never been to an actual concert, change that? I play video games 100% of my spare time. My best friends are Ashley Honaker and Cody Shavor, for several reasons. I’ll be friends with anyone, literally. I’ll never be mean to someone unless they ask for it or...
R.I.P. LG Voyager V1
you survived with the most amount of defects. At the end you had: no vibration no sound 50% of the time cracked screen showing only 15% of actual screen broken hinge flip screen hanging by one hinge antenna constantly falling out 9000 scratches worn paint worn keys constant restarting when I need to charge phone the voice command screen comes up every time I touched the phone low...
Snarf Snarf. That is all.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tunafish.
Okay, so I typed in my tumblr URL into google...
MATTHIAS HAVE YOU STOLEN MY NAME!?
Wanted: Tyler "HerpDerp" Cifelli
This man is wanted for constant trolling and Call of Duty playing. The suspect was last seen telling a woman that she doesn’t even go here. Artist’s depiction: Reward: over 9000 doll-hairz
Reblog if you really want to cuddle...
prefrontaljurisdiction-deactiva asked: I WISH YOU COULD TOO. WHERE YOU AT?
What I'm thankful for?
I’m thankful that I have friends who care about me, friends that love me, and people who would do anything for me, but they don’t have to. I’m thankful that I have luxuries such as Xbox Live let alone electricity itself. I’m thankful that I am not living on the street no matter how close it seems I will be every time my mom’s boyfriend takes off. I’m...
My lack of cuddle buddy makes me frown real big.
I spent 30 minutes creating my new emblem for CoD:...
+25 Badass points.
I love going on my tumblr just to hear my profile...
My mind is flying everywhere. I need someone’s voice, my head is drowning in images and thoughts that I do not want to picture. I want it all to go away, but the more I reject the thoughts, the worse they get. Someone get me out of here. Please.
I don’t know why I instigate, and say what I don’t mean. I don’t know how I got this way, I’ll never be alright. So I’m Breaking A Habit tonight
Due to recent family events that resulted in some...
I do not get to celebrate Christmas. No presents. No tree. No holiday spirit. No peace in my household. I love my terrible life. I hope you die for doing this to me and my Mom, especially my Mom, she loves christmas more than any kid would, you sick fuck.
I wish I knew what to do about you. I want to be just straightforward but I’m afraid of rejection. I always feel like you don’t want to be near me because I think that you think I’m weird. I think about you constantly and always hope the reason you can’t talk is because you are busy. I’m sorry.
A liquid solid = LOLSQUID
it can’t be unseen.
And not a single fuck was given that day.
THIS IS ASHLEY SPEAKING
THAT IS ALL.
I miss this song back in the day, everyone loved...
This will make your day like it did mine.
Every time I am ignored by (that person) I kind of...
Have you ever had that feeling,
When you all of a sudden feel like you’ve lost control of everything, you see your room spin rapidly even if it is standing still. You have that moment where you aren’t staring through your eyes, but staring into your inner thoughts, and you all of a sudden aren’t in control of your arms, they are doing the actions. They pick up the nearest object and plunge it into your flesh in...
Immaturity > unfufilled childhood.